Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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