If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
