I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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