i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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