Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
