Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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