i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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