You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am naked and annoyed.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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