dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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