You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I love you. Go after that dick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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