party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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