we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
