On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do herpes really smell.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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