You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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