I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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