let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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