if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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