What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
