My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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