On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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