you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
