I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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