hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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