Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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