dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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