Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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