Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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