Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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