normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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