love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
