I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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