Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I want her autograph on my taint
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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