happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
