so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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