pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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