I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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