I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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