I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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