Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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