Got a toothbrush?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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