Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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