I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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