Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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