Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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