and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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