im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i now understand why vodka
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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