Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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