Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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