your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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