i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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