How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
