Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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