yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
well you can't waste a boner
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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