my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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