u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Its about making memories worth repressing
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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