i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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