doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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